February 2012
23 posts
3 tags
"YOU'RE NOT COVERING MY OVARIEEEEEES!!!"
-Anonymous
Feb 23rd
8 notes
"She got the same dress as you? Don't worry I'll...
-Anonymous
Feb 21st
1 note
Feb 20th
8 notes
Feb 18th
8 notes
"I don't like hot beverages...that's the devil's...
-Anonymous
Feb 17th
5 notes
Feb 17th
6 notes
1 tag
Feb 17th
1 note
"Did you see his banana? It was, like, black..."
-Anonymous
Feb 16th
1 note
"Yeah, I'm not actually Hitler."
-Anonymous
Feb 15th
1 tag
"The only lady I'm treating to dinner tonight is...
-Anonymous
Feb 15th
"Jesus has nothing to do with love, what are they...
-Anonymous
Feb 15th
1 note
1 tag
"I should be cloned. To spread more joy to the...
-Anonymous
Feb 15th
1 note
"What do you call a Steve Job who plays tennis?...
-Anonymous
Feb 13th
"What do you call a depressed Steve Jobs? Steve...
-Anonymous
Feb 12th
1 note
"What do you call a Steve Jobs who is privy to the...
-Anonymous
Feb 12th
"What do you call a Steve Jobs who steals? Steve...
-Anonymous
Feb 12th
1 note
"What do you call a Steve Jobs from India? Steve...
-Anonymous
Feb 12th
3 notes
2 tags
"You can't be wasting paper like that. It doesn't...
-Anonymous
Feb 7th
2 notes
"But it's hard donating to Atheist clubs, because...
-Anonymous
Feb 6th
7 notes
"I just gave that kid a behind-the-back scoop....
-Anonymous
Feb 4th
3 tags
Feb 4th
11 notes
4 tags
"I wonder if there's like weird furniture sex...
- Anonymous
Feb 3rd
4 notes
Feb 1st
2 notes
January 2012
7 posts
Jan 26th
17 notes
Jan 18th
"I would hate to stare down the gaping mouth of...
-Anonymous 
Jan 13th
2 notes
"They were gonna make me wear the same skirt, but...
- Anonymous 
Jan 13th
6 tags
Jan 11th
11 notes
9 tags
"We need to crack down. Like Syria."
-Anonymous
Jan 11th
6 notes
Jan 8th
6 notes
December 2011
16 posts
Dec 29th
9 tags
"I was killed by swag overdose."
-Anonymous 
Dec 22nd
7 notes
"Where's my daily hug, bro?"
-Anonymous
Dec 21st
Dec 18th
9 tags
"Don't bash station wagons. Many American...
-Anonymous Teacher
Dec 18th
6 notes
"I hate that you have boobs and I don't."
-Anonymous student
Dec 18th
Dec 16th
40 notes
"Are you a knight? 'Cause I want your...
-Anonymous student
Dec 16th
"Yes that was him! I remember all three of those...
-Anonymous
Dec 11th
"Man, practice was hard. I feel skinny."
-Anonymous
Dec 8th
"Isn't it, like, illegal to not have a limit on...
-Anonymous
Dec 8th
"I like a good turnip once in a while."
-Anonymous teacher
Dec 8th
"Oh MAN, I'm in nerd heaven right now!"
-Anonymous teacher
Dec 8th
9 tags
"I was meant to die young. At least, that's how I...
-Anonymous
Dec 7th
2 notes
Dec 2nd
6 notes
Dec 2nd
9 tags
"I only went to the Christian club because they...
-Anonymous
Dec 1st
10 notes
November 2011
23 posts
"Uh...are there any religious people in AP...
Anonymous student
Nov 30th
"Sigh...I'm just another tool from the toolshed."
-Anonymous
Nov 29th
"I mean, I know I don't know him that well, but he...
-Anonymous
Nov 18th
8 notes