Heard Around Campus

Heard Around Campus

“They’re stealing GPA points!”

- Anonymous

“I don’t want you breathing up this AP air, you’re a carpetbagger!”

- Anonymous

Who’s taking AP Psych? More like AP Psychos. You guys are advanced

Anonymous

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“Is that a highlighter?” “No, it’s cheese”

- Anonymous

“It doesn’t mean you can hug it like a teddy bear and say it’s true.”

- Anonymous

“We need to test Common Core on animals” “… or freshmen”

- Anonymous

“Trust science!”

- Anonymous

“You cut my rock!”

- Anonymous

“We should have a “hunger games” so we can see people’s true personalities”

- Anonymous

“So it’s the anniversary of the expulsion from my mother’s vagina…”

- Anonymous

“Driving Priuses makes you feel smarter. If I wear glasses while I drive I feel smarter.”

- Anonymous

“It’s like driving an iPod!”

- Anonymous

“Straight women like boobs!”

- Anonymous

“If you were like Tarzan and lived in the forest you would not be a ship.”

- Anonymous

“Redneck badminton is so fun.”

- Anonymous